Now you create the one liner (fwd)

Jo Sanders (jsanders@wri-edu.org)
Mon, 16 Mar 1998 11:16:44 -0800 (PST)


I'm forwarding this request from David Sadker, who's looking for quick and
easy contributions to the next edition of his book. Feeling funny lately?
This is for you. Jo

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 11:06:46 EST
From: Dsadker <Dsadker@aol.com>
To: sadker01@doc.mssm.edu, Jackie Sadker <Jackie_Sadker@feingold.senate.gov=
Subject: Now you create the one liner

HI
Here is a creative e-mail request.=20
I am pulling together pieces for the 5th edition of my textbook,
Teachers, Schools and Society, and want to put in some humorous inserts abo=
ut
schools and teachers and students. Phyllis is helping as well, and has put
together the following idea as a way to get funny one liners. Have any good
oneliners? Be creative. This is NOT a read a joke - this is a create a joke=
=2E
Feel free to contribute any to these topics below. And email back.=20
All entries become the property of me and Phyllis. If you want them ba=
ck,
speak to our lawyers.
Winners will be notified. Eventually.
Have fun! And THANKS for your help.
David

Feeling a little clever?
Really =93feel=94 like a teacher? School is your home base? Faculty are the=
extent
of your social contacts? Wander malls looking for educational supply stores=
?
Then, help us out with providing the best of what you know...that will fini=
sh
the following phrases:

You know you=92re a teacher/administrator when...
you stand on the front porch instructing neighborhood children to =93Walk.=
=94
you give your spouse (date, partner, friend) =93the look=94 when they misbe=
have.
a flu epidemic makes your class size reasonable.
=09
You know you=92re at school when...
your second language is middle schoolease.
you think eating a meal must happen in 28 minutes.
meeting a child=92s parent(s) answers the question, =93Why is this kid like=
that?=94
=09
You know you=92re in education when...
you see holidays as the easiest time to be sick.
others say, =93It must be nice to only work 8-3 and have summers off.=94
you give a parent (of a problem student) a book on home schooling.
=09

Feel free to cover the following topics: students, school life, technology,
diversity, curriculum, equal opportunity, social problems, at risk youth,
educational history, governance, finance, philosophy, law...

Send your suggestions to David Sadker: 8608 Carlynn Drive, Bethesda, MD 208=
16
(email? dsadker@american.edu) for possible inclusion in the 5th edition of
Teachers, Schools and Society.=20


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